November Elections

Allow me to introduce myself. I represent The Commute Is Too Damn Long Party. People are driving 4 hours a day and 20 hours a week and some to a 3rd job. Woman can’t afford the time to care for their children, drivin’ while their children eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My main job is to provide an end to road construction, removal of speed cameras, and open lanes of traffic. This is politics as usual. Playin’ the silly game, but that’s not going to happen. The Commute Is Too Damn Long movement, the people I’m here to represent, don’t have the time to drive to work! They’re being laid off right now as I speak! They’re drivin’ breakfast, lunch, and dinner!... Listen! Someone’s horn just honked! Did you hear it? Gotta listen like me. Let’s talk about the issue – people can’t afford the time to sit in traffic! Stop!...The Commute Is Too Damn Long!